Dienstag, 5. Juli 2016

1613. DIE KUH, DIE LACHT

LA VACA QUE RÍE / THE LAUGHING COW. 
- What are you staring at, man!?
- Absolutely nothing!
- Are you picking a fight with me...man!?
- I've nothing against you! You want me to fight a cow?
- But you're human
- But you're cow
- No shit! Are you trying to kid me?
- No way!
- Man, you've got the face of a liar?
- Who? me?
- ...and a stupidface, bulging eyes! It's useless to talk to you, two legs
- But, but, but...I just pretended to...
- Pretended to do what?
- Never mind, never mind
- Again..pretended to do what?
- Take a picture of you for my cell phone!
- Indeed!?
- Yes
- You should have said!!! Come on, take a photo with me, two legs!

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