SHARKY. Once upon a time, there was a shark that came out of the sea. He was angry with Poseidon and his jesters. Sharky really wanted to start a new life, so far from so much rubbish. But (there is always a "but") sharks were not allowed to go out. The sea was a sort of theocratic dictatorship.
Sharky, our hero, thought about it and decided on the following: "I will disguise myself as Mermaid and someone (he he he! -> sardonic laugh) gets me off the sea and I'll be free to go and do whatever I please (he he he!)".
Sharky was arrested on the pretext that he had been inciting other sharks to overthrow Poseidon. At present he is serving a life sentence.
Freedom for Sharky!